Fig @ Five .. You Keep Me Alive

Take this price...CUT IT IN HALF! You got yerself HONEY UNDER YER KILT


This place is the BOMB. Half priced everything 5-6pm. T'diefor cheese plates (by Eric... , oysters, SINGLE MALT SCOTCH. Great service. You should be sold.


This place has the nicest bathrooms in LA! I bring every guest who comes to visit just for the bathrooms. If you're with me @ Fig and I disappear for 5-10 it's because I'm lotion'ing m'self head-t'toe in the bathroom with their delicious smelling looosh.

I'm smelling my arm right now and I almost accidentally ate it.


(their website has ambient restaurant noise on repeat...)